Insulting Messages SMS Shayari Jokes in Hindi

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Insulting Messages SMS Shayari Jokes in Hindi

Insult SMS Messages Shayari in Hindi

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(1)
Mere Pas 1 Bandar Aya Aur Kaha,
Mujhe Logo Ko Pareshan Karna Hai,
Maine Tumhara Naam Bataya To Usne,
Thappad Mara, Kaha ‘BOSS’ Se Panga Nahi Lene Ka..

(2)
Tum Hamesha Mujhse Behtaar Rahe Ho,
Isme Koi Shak Nahi Hai,
Me 100 Tum 105,
Me 200 Tum 210,
Me 300 Tum 315 To Fir,
Me 400 To Tum…??
Jawab Jarur Dena…!

(3)
Aab Tohar Bare Me Ka Kahe,
Tohar Chehra Chanda Saman,
Tohar Aankhe Chanda Saman,
Tohar Honth, Dant, Naak Chanda Saman,
Aur Chanda Hamar Gaon Ki ‘BHEINS’ Ka Naam..

(4)
Kisi Ko Batana Mat..
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Ki Tumhe Khali Msg Bhej Ke Ullu Banaya Hai..!!

(5)
Ek Aap Ho Ki Kitne Achche,
Ek Aap Ho Ki Kitne Pyaare,
Ek Aap Ho Ki Kitne Sachche,
Ek Hum Hai Ki Jo Juth Pe Juth Bole Ja Rahe..!

(6)
Aap Bahut Hi.. 
Attractive
Sweet
Decent
Cute
Fantastic
Lovable
Handsome
Intelligent
Smart &
Talented
Person Ka SMS Padh Rahe Ho..!!

(7)
Chamakte Chand Ko Nind Aane Lagi,
Aapki Khushi Se Duniya Jagmagane Lagi,
Dekhke Aapko Har Kaali Gungunane Lagi,
Abto Fekte Fekte Mujhe Nind Aane Lagi..


(8)
Hum Na Hote To Aapko Gazal Kon Kehta,
Apke Chehre Ko Gulab Kon Kehta,
Ye To Karishma He Hum Pyaar Karne Walo Ka,
Warna Patthron Ko TAJMAHAL Kon Kehta..

(9)
Upar Wale Ne Sansar Banaya, So Gaya..
Phir Insaan Banaya, Phir So Gaya..
Phir Usne Tumhe Banaya..,
Na Khud Soya Na Humein Sone Diya..

(10)
Har Khushi Ko Teri Taraf Mod Du,
Tere Liye Ye Duniya Chhod Du,
Tere Liye Dil Ke Darwaze Khol Du,
Tu Ek Bar Haske Dikha, Tere Sare Daant Tod Du..



(11)

Pagal Hamesha Pareshan Kyon Rehta Hai?

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Chalo Chhodo, Ye Tumhara Niji Mamla Hai..!!


(12)

Agar Aap Pagal Ho to Miscall Dena,

Mahapagal Ho to Sms Karna,

Bewakuf Ho to Call Karna,
Or Tino Ho to Chup Rahke Kuch Bhi Mat Karna..



(13)

This Is My Leg..

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Itni Der Dabane Ke Liye Thanks..
Mujhe Ab Kafi Achcha Mehsus Ho Raha Hai..!!



(14)

Bandar Ka Beta/Beti Apne Baap Se Bola:

Papa.. Papa.. Mujhe Shaadi Karni Hai..

Baap Bola:
Beta Abhi Thoda Intezar Karo,
DULHA/DULHAN Abhi SMS Padh Raha Hai..



(15)

Kisi Ne Dil Badal Liya,

Kisi Ne Dhadkan Badal Li,

Aapke Paas Kuch Nahi Tha Badalne Ko..?
To Aapne Mandir Jaa Kar Chappal Badal Li..



CHAPPAL CHOR!!





(16)

Aasman Me Dekho Ishwar Ka Khubsurat Sama,

Dharti Pe Dekho Ishwar Ka Khubsurat Karishma,

Ab Aaine Me Dekho Ishwar Ka Sab Se Bada “NAMUNAA”..


(17)

Aapki 1 Baat Hame Bahut Pasand Hai,

Aap Jab Bhi Kam Karte Hai,

Dil Lagake Karte Hai.. Qki..
Dimag Ka ‘OPTION’ To Aapke Pas Hai Hi Nai..



(18)

Pyaar Ko Mat Chhupao Use Zarurat He Jatane Ki,

Apne Talent Ko Mat Chhupao Use Zarurat He Badhane Ki,

Plzz Ab Or Perfume Mat Lagao,
Apko Zarurat He Nahane Ki..



(19)

Kash Aap Bakra Hote Main Aapko Ghass Khilata,

Pyaar Se Aapke Seeng Sehlata Or,

Puchta… Pagal Kaun?? Aap Ya Mein??
Or Aap Pyaar Se Bolte… “MEIN MEIN”



(20)

Khuda Ne Aapki Bhukh Dekhi To Bhojan Banaya,

Pyaas Dekhi To Paani Banaya,

Tumko Nind Aayi To Bister Banaya,


Aur Bina Dosto K Dekha To Mujhe Fasayaa..



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