Sunday, 1 January 2017

Insult SMS Text Messages Girls Boys

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Insult SMS Text Messages Girls Boys

Mirrors can’t talk, lucky for you they can’t laugh either.

I don’t believe in plastic surgery, But in your case, Go ahead.

People like you are the reason we have middle fingers.

Why Don’t You Slip Into Something More Comfortable. Like A Coma?

When your mom dropped you off at the school, she got a ticket for littering.

Tell me… Is being stupid a profession or are you just gifted

  Me pretending to listen should be enough for you.

What’s the point of putting on makeup, a monkey is gonna stay a monkey.

If I say something that offends you, let me know so I can do it again later. Your lips are moving, but all I hear is “blah blah blah…

My mom says pigs don’t eat biscuits… So I better take that one out of your hand.

No need for insults, your face says it all.

Wow! You have a huge pimple in between your shoulders! Oh wait that’s your face. Source :

You’re so ugly that when you cry, the tears roll down the back of your head…just to avoid your face.

Zombies eat brains. You’re safe.

It’s not that you are weird…it’s just that everyone else is normal.

I’ll try being nicer, if you try being smarter.

It’s not that I’m smarter than you, its just that you’re dumber than everyone else.

Scientists are trying to figure out how long human can live without a brain. You can tell them your age.

Whatever permission you thought you had to speak to me, I hereby remove.

Stupidity is not a crime so you are free to go.

Your intelligence is my common sense.

Jealousy is a disease…get well soon!

Your age doesn’t lie. Neither does that face.

You know most days when I look in a mirror I feel ugly, but when I look at you I feel lucky.

Everyone has the right to be stupid, but you’re abusing the privilege.

You’re so ugly, when you were born, the doctor said “Wheres the baby?” You’re so ugly, when you were born, your parents sued the doctor. You’re so ugly, when you were born, your parents asked for a refund. You’re so ugly, when you were born, the doctor was the one screaming instead of your mother.

You’re so much smarter when you don’t speak!

Just keep talking, I yawn when I’m interested.

He’s not stupid; he’s possessed by a retarded ghost. Don’t you have a terrible empty feeling – in your skull? Do you want people to accept you as you are or do you want people to like you? Do you still love nature, despite what it did to you?

You don’t have to disrespect and insult others simply to hold your own ground. If you do, that shows how shaky your own position is.

If you’re talking behind my back then you’re in a perfect position to kiss my a

I’d love to have this battle of wits with you but I don’t like fighting an unarmed person.

You’re very beautiful, no doubt about that but I’ll still rate a monkey ahead of you.

What would beauty be without ugliness? See, you are important

Where were you when God was giving out common sense?

Lets play fetch a little differently! I’ll throw the stick and you don’t come back

Act your age not your shoe size.

Girl Insult Status SMS

Teacher: What tense is I am beautiful in? Student: It’s surely the past tense.

Is that your face or did your neck throw up?

If I hurt your feelings in any way I just want to know from the bottom of my heart that I don’t care.

Holy wow! it looks like your face caught fire and someone tried to put it out with a fork.

Somewhere along the line, I must have given you the impression I cared. I apologize.

Frankly, my dear, I don’t give a damn.

I don’t hate you… I just don’t appreciate your existence.

It’s people like you, that make people like me, look good…

It could be that the purpose of your life is only to serve as a warning to others.

You are literally too stupid to insult!

If the stuff that comes out of my mouth upsets you, just think of all the things I keep to myself.

Where did you come from, awwww did some one leave your cage open?

Yes, you do have a right to your opinion…And I have a right to mine. And my opinion is that your opinion is ridiculously stupid

I don’t even need a dictionary to find out what a moron is. I’ve got the perfect definition standing right in front of me.


If dignity was money, you could maybe buy a soda.

You: When I grow up I’m gonna go to the moon. Me: I’m afraid you’re too late, NASA isn’t sending the monkeys anymore.

There are levels of ugliness which are acceptable… But looking at you…that is just illegal

It’s not that I hate you, it’s just that I wish I had never met you.

Your teeth are so yellow, when you smile I can see the Spanish flag.

Looks like somebody fell out the ugly tree and hit every branch on the way down

The difference between us is that I have a reflection and you don’t. Yours ran away when she realized she looks exactly like you.

Your head is so big, you don’t have dreams you have movies.

Rose are red Violets are blue I have five fingers, And the middle one is for you.

Don’t take yourself so seriously, no one else does.

I’d insult you but apparently you need qualities for me to insult!

You’re so ugly, that when people see you, they know what the meaning of “dark and handsome” means. When its dark, your handsome.

I don’t insult people, I just compliment them negatively.

You look ugly when you cry, much more when you don’t.

Though two heads are better than one but not when one of the head is yours.

Can I borrow your brain for half an hour, I’m building an idiot.

Why bother talking? You’ll end up embarrassing yourself in the end.

Do you mind not talking I am trying to ignore you?

Boy Insult Status SMS in English

Girl- How do I look? Boy- I would rather stay blind…and let the mirror suffer

Gosh! If a single word that comes out of your mouth earns you 0.000001$, you would still get richer than bill gate in 2 hours.

You’re so ugly you have to sneak up on a glass of water just to see your reflection.

Life is great …you should get one.

I’m not listening, but keep talking. I enjoy the way your voice makes my ears bleed.

Person 1 : Have I ever told you how much I appreciate you? Person 2 : No Person 1: Oh good cause I never did.

A friend of mine: Do you think I am funny? Me: yeah, every time I look at you.

You must have fallen from heaven. That would explain how you messed up your face

Man, if YOU can get a girlfriend, there’s hope for the rest of us!

Go be stupid somewhere else.

Person: Go to hell! Me: I must already be in Hell since you’re still standing here.

You’re as useless as the “Ay” in “Okay”.

Can you turn around and look at me??..awwwww!!! turn back again.

Are you in stupid mode or does this come naturally

I don’t want to be alone… But with you I’d rather be…

I would love to slap you but that would be animal abuse.

I’d insult you right now… But I was raised NOT to make fun of the mentally challenged… You’re lucky

Your family tree must be a cactus. Everyone in it is a prick.

Calling you ugly would be an insult to the ugly people.

Girl 1 – Talk to the elbow you aren’t worth the attention. Girl 2 – Okay it’s better looking than your face!

There’s no such thing as a stupid idea, It’s just you!

I’m already visualizing the duct tape over your mouth.

Please tell me about yourself, I enjoy horror stories.

I heard you had a brain surgery… But the brain rejected you?

Don’t sneeze! Your brain is so small, it might slip out

Roses are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet and so are you… But the roses are wilting, the violets are dead, the sugar bowl is empty and so is your head

I don’t insult people. I just describe them.

Boy: Did you fall from heaven? Girl: No why? Boy: Cause you’re face is pretty messed up. Boy: Your lucky you were born beautiful Girl:…… Boy: As for me I was born a big fat liar

You can talk? Quick, call the science community – we have a discovery!

I became so religious so that I could pray for you to burn in hell.

Wow! I’m impressed how long you are able to live without a brain.

You should really have an “out of order” sign on your forehead so everyone knows how stupid you are.

Insult Messages in English

You are the reason scientists decided that we descended from apes.

If I could feed one child each time you did something ~stupid, I’d stop world hunger.

Envy me, rate me, bottom line: You aren’t me

If you want to stay out of a zoo, then get a mask.

B*tch at least I still remember planetary motion. The world revolves around the sun.

If you can’t laugh at yourself, I’ll be happy to do it for you.

I’m sorry, I don’t speak idiot.

Your face is so ugly even Bob the Builder said “We can’t fix it!”.

I never believed Charles Darwin’s theory that we are descendants of apes. Not until I saw your Facebook picture.

Don’t worry you’re not as dumb as you look.

Insult: If you’re dating an idiot, you hav~e found your perfect match.

Hmmm, your hair looks wrong. Then again, everything ON you looks wrong…

I was dropped on my head as a baby. But you, my friend, you were clearly flung against a wall

You can not help solve my problem. Because you are it.

I saw a bug then I thought of you so I stepped on it.

Before I met you, I didn’t believe in Charles Darwin.

If you were half as funny as you thought you were you’d be twice as funny as you actually are.

I’m sorry, my fault. I forgot you were an idiot.

You’re so fat you need a paint roller to put on lipstick. You’re ~so fat you need a ~sock for each toe. You entered a~n ugly contest bu~t the judges stopped you and said “Sorry, no experts allowed” When that ‘master’ beautician hit you with an ugly- stick he hit you real good.

You wouldn’t care what peo~ple thought about you, if you knew how little they did.

You’re so fake; you make barbie look real

My lack of attention seems to be your fault.

You’re so ugly you make onions cry.

Wow I can tell that was the smartest thing you’ve ever said. And trust me that was the dumbest thing I’ve ever heard

Roses are red violets are blue, faces like yours belong in the zoo. But don’t worry I will be there too, not in the cage but laughing at you.

Oh, I’m sorry. Were you under the impression that I value your opinion?

Father : You are an idiot, son! Son : Of course. Like father, like son:p

I used to think I was stupid… but~ the I met you.

You have a right to your opinions. I ~just don’t want to hear them.

It’s not you, it’s your face.

Do you still love nature, despi~te what it did to you?

If brains are considered mo~ney, you would be a charity case.

Eat Your Make Up S~ You’ll Be Pretty On The Inside Too.

Do your kids a favor – don’t have any.

A gentleman is ~one who never hurts anyone’s feelings unintentionally.


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