Insult Funny Status SMS Shayari Messages in Hindi List

Insult SMS Collection - Today I am Share Funny SMS Insult Status Collection in Hindi 2017, We have Collected Biggest List Insult Text Messages Funny Comedy and More type

Funny Shayari Collection For Fb, Funny Quotes and Free Smile For Whatsapp

Funny Sms For Whatsapp, Funny Status For FB Whatsapp in Hindi


Funny Comedy Status in Hindi For Whatsapp and Fb Facebook Girls and boys and relations

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Jubse tumhe dekha hai,

Mera

Raat ko
Din ko
Subha ko
Sham ko
Khate waqt
peete waqt
Sote waqt
Jagte waqt

Hans hans k bura haal he

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Plz sirf 1 bar kehdo

sirf ek bar..

December ki wo yaden mujhe lota do,

wo bhegi bhegi ratain,

wo haseen lamhaat,

jub tum mere bilkul qareb aaker,
ankhon me ankhain dalkar,

jub tum ne..

kaha!

Aande lee loo, garam aande

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2 pyaz,
3 lahsun,
5 gm zeera,
3 kali mirch,
2 spoon namak,
4 spoon oil,
1 cup water

Aur thoda sa hara dhaniya.
Pata hai Main kya bana rahi hu?
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Tumhain ullu!

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Pyar ko mat chupao,
usay zarorut hay jatanay ki

Apni pratibhaon ko mat chupao,
unhe zarurat hai barhanay ki,

Ab aur perfume mat lagao,
tumhe zarurat hai nahane ki

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Latest New 2017 Comedy Messages Text

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Tu chand mangay main chand dedon,
tu raat mangay me raat dedon,
tu dil mange me dil dedon,
tu jaan mange
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Bas yaar Bhik mangnay ki bhi ek limit hoti hai..

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Abe Khajur,
Zoo se bhaagay howay Langoor,
Abey Saray hue Kele ke Chilkey,
Chuse hue Aam,
Circus k Retired Bander,
(Aisa kisi ko na kehna Feel hota hai).

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Kabhi hosla bhi aazmana chahiye,
bure waqt main muskurana chahiye...
Jab satwain(7th) din mein khujli ho
to aathwain(8th)din nahaa lena chahiye..

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Arz kia hay,
Tumsa koi zamin par hua to rab se shikayat hogi,
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Ek to jhel liya dusra aaya to kayamat hogi.

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Agar Tum Don hotay to dialouge kya hotay?
Mere sar par baal aanay ka intezaar
to 11 shehron ke naa'yi kar rahay hain,
par mere sar par baal aana mushkil
hi nahi namumkin hai...

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Aap k haath main mobile hai..

Chehray pay khubsorut c smile hai...

SMS ki achi khasi File hai...

Phir bhi SMS nahi karte...

yaar, yeh kaun sa stupid style hai?

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aik bandar ka bacha apni maan say:
maa main itna badsurat kyon hoon

maa beta khuda ka shukar karo aur,
usay dheko jo message pardh raha hai

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Hamesha Ache Aur Tameez Wale
SMS He Karna
Take Jab Ap Maro To Loog Kahin..
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Banda To Begharat Tha
Lakin SMS Ache Karta Tha..

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Hum apko dekhne ki chahat rakhte hain,
Aapki har baat dil me chupaye rekhte hain,
Najane kub AAP T.V per aa jayen,
Isi liye din raat Cartoon Network lagae rekhtay hain..

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Utho sathio or mulk ka kuch bhala karo.

Jaggooo!
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Acha tum ho..
sorry yaar tum to wapas so jao
isi mai hi mulk ka bhala hai

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Girl's father: "main nahin
chahta k meri beti apni pori
zindagi ek ghaday k sath guzaray"

Boyfriend:"Bus, isi liye main
usay yahan se le janey aaya hon."

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KBC main shahrukh ne
mujh se pocha
world ka sub se bara ullu kon hai?
main ne 1 crore thukra diye,
magar aapka naam nahe bataya.

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Mosam shabab ka
nasha sharab ka
parda janab ka
aur rang gulab ka
in main sab sey haseen to dekho
sms parhne wala ¢â‚¬Å“mendak talab ka¢â‚¬Â

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Kadam kadam pay hawa ki simt ka dihan rakhna,
Mushkil waqt main dosti ko yaad rakhna
"Hamari yadoon ki khushboo zaror aye gi tumhain"
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bus apni NAAK SAAF rakhna.

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Funny SMS 

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A boy told his friend,
"yar aik larki mujh ko hans k dekh rahi hai".

Friend answered:
"Sahi se dekh,
hans k dekh rahi hai
ya
dekh k hans rahi hai :-)"

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Har gali har deewar par apka name likha hai.
Har khirki har darwaze per apka name likhe hai,

Oper talash-e-gumshuda or
Neeche zehni tawazun kharab likha hai

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Koray kaghaz pe likha tera naam hai,
Teri tasveer bana dali or likha ye pegham hai,

"Dimaghi tawazun theek nahi"
dhondnay wale ko 50,000 ka inaam hai ;-)

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Woh subah ki thandak,
Woh toliye ki khushbu,
Woh shamp ki bottle,
Woh dhule howay kapron ka sakoon,
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Tum kiya jano ye to sirf nahanay
wale hi jante hain:p

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Jis tarah 1 machar ko marne se
tum shikari nahin ban jao gey
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Theek usi tarah 2 - 3 SMS karney se
tum bhikari nahin ban jao gey

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