Friday, 25 November 2016

Funny SMS Jokes in Hindi & English 2017 - Smile SMS

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Funny SMS Jokes in Hindi & English - Smile SMS



Apni Girlfrnd ke samne
Dusri ladkiyo ko kaise dekhe.. ??
.
Boy: Tum ne us ladki ko dekha.
Wo Kapde usko bilkul suit nhi karte.
Girl: Saale.
Tu toh chahta hai k
ladkiyan kapde hi na pehne !!
.
Moral: Ladki Ne Pehle Hi
Sprite Pee li thi..

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Jab mene darwaja khola.
To Apki Ankho me Aansu.
Or chehre pe hasi thi.
Sanso me Aahe Dil me bebasi thi.
Pehle Q nahi bataya
Darwaje me ungli phasi thi...

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THoKar KHaKr GuNGuNaNa Hi
ZiNDaGi H
GuM Pi Kr MuSKuraNa Hi
ZiNDaGi H
1LaDKi aGar DHoKa De To
SuB KuCH BHuL Kr
DuSri Ko PaTaNa Hi ZiNDaGi H.

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Girl: Aj meri dil ka operation hai.
Boy: pata hai
Girl: I love u
Boy: mai b b0ht pyar krta hun tumse.
Operation k bad jab larki ko hosh aya
To sirf uska baap khara tha.
Girl: wo kahan hai ?
Father: tumhe ni pata tumhe dil
kisne dia ?
Girl: what ?
Or zor zor se r0ne lagi.
Father: mazak kar raha hun
Kamina
Bahar Samose Kha raha hai...

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"Shahjahan" Tha Bevkuf.
Jo Banaya Itna Mahnga
"TAAJ"

Agr Rakhta Utne Paise Bank Me
"AAZ"

To Itna Ata
"BYAZ"

Ki Roz Aati Nayi
"MUMTAZ" @
('_' )

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Gf to Bf: jb bi hum ldkiya
Gandi baatein krti hai
To tum ldko k kaan kyu khade ho jate h.
.
.
.
Bf:chal pagli use kaan thodi na khte h.

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1,ladke ne 1 hsina ko dekh kar arz kiya
Teri smile me kya chamk hai.
Wo muskura k boli-
Bhaiya
Mere TOOTHPASTE ME NAMAK Hai.

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1 Beautiful Larki ne Ghar ka
Kuch Saman 1 Gli ke
Ldke se Mngwaya,
To sman mei 30 Rs Km Pd Gye..
Us Larke Ne Apne pas se De Diye.
Ghr a kr Lrki Se kha 30Rs. km The,
Mene de Die Ha.
To Lrki ne kaha.
*I LuV U*
Wo Muskraya or Kha-
Khak
*I LuV U*
30Rs. nikal Mere

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Teacher: hamesha kaho ki mujhe sab pata hai.
Chotte at home : Papa mujhe sab pata hai ;)
Papa : beta ye 50 ruppee le aur chup rehna.
Aunty to bas milne aati hain.
Chotte : Mummy muje sab pata hai ;)
Mummy : beta ye 100 ruppee le aur chup rehna.
Raamu kaka to room saaf karte hain bas.
Chotte (nokar se): Raamu kaka mujhe sab pata hai ;)
Ramu kaka : sab jaanne ke baad bhi
Apne baap ke gale nahin lagega pagley.

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Ek family sole film dekh kar
Ghar agaye tabhi pati ne
Patni se romantic andaj me kaha
Nach basanti nach
Tabhi chota bachcha bola mummy
Is kutte ke samne mat nachna.

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Court me pati talak ke liye gaya
Pati judge se bola :
Sir i am not happy with my wife..
To Patni boli :
Kamine sara mohalla khush hai
Bus tere hi nakhre hain..

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Champa:Raat aur Suhagraat me kya fark hai?
Chameli:Suhagraat me hum kewal
Pati ke sath ho sakte hai.
Jab ki Raat me aisi koi pabandi nai hai

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Ek aurat saheli se:
Mujhe bachcha nahi ho raha!
Saheli: Tumhara pati namard hoga..?
Aurat: Mera Pati kya,
Mujhe to tumhara pati bhi namard hi lagta hai.

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Kahte hain..
Shaadi ki gaantth to
Aasman mein hi bandh jati hai..
Insan to sirf petikot salwar bra ki
Gaantthe kholne ke liye hi
Zamin par bheja jaata hai.

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Galib ne begum ka gila Whisper dekha to arz kiya,
"Ghaaghre ke niche se paani laal ata hai..
Wah wah..
Kya meri begum ka Bhosda bhi Paan khata hai".

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Boy=Mujhe pyar karti ho
To kal college me White dress pehn ke aana.
Ladki Black pehn k i
Boy=Tu jab jhuki to maine dekh liya
Ke tu mujhe andar se pyar karti hai.

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60 Year Old Couple At Dinner.
Wife: It Is So Romantic Today,
My Breasts Feel So Warm.
Husband Smiled And Said:
Of-course Dear,
Because One Is Hanging
In The Coffee & The Other In The Soup.

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Girl- Aaj mai tumhe
Wo jagah dikhaungi jahan mera
Apendix operation hua hai.
Boyfriend gets excited,
Yes!
I'wud luv to see that spot.
Girl- Ye dekho guwahati medical college.

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(-'v'-)
`*.,.*'
,..',..*'') ,,,*'')
(,,,' (,,,' ,,' ,,,,'-'.
_____****__________**** ______
___***____***____***__ *** ____
__***________****________***____
_***__________**__________***__
_***____HEART_FULL_OF______***_
_***________LOVE__________***_
__***____________________***___
___***__________________***____
____***_______________***_____
______***___________***_______
________***_______***_________
__________***___***___________
____________*****_____________
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>-- OH GOD

Jo is SMS ko prh rha h usy dunia ki hr khushi dena
Q k
KUCH LOG HMESHA MUSKURTE Hue ACHE LAGTy Hai..!!.

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let
“me”
show
you..
the
best picture..
in
the world..
()”‘”() ()”‘()
( ,’o’ ) ( ‘o’,)
(,) (,) (,) (,)
=hum tum=
friends.

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P0rn films are actually very positiv emovies..
No bombing, no murders,
All love each other and with happy endings...

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Wo Kehte H Ladne Se "Mohabbat" Badhti Hai..
Yeh Sunte Hi Hum Uski Ankh Pe
"Mukka" Mar K Bhag Aaye!
:-

<(',')>
. ("(
_/ /_ Thik Kiya Na.!

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1 comment:

  1. Your jokes are very funny. There are so many double meaning jokes which we can used to share and make to smile on the face our friends. Thanks! Keep continue to make smile people with these kind of joke. Also find funny jokes for adults.

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