Tuesday, 1 November 2016

Boys vs Girls Insult Bezzati Shayari SMS For Whatsapp Collection

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Boys vs Girls Insult Bezzati Shayari SMS For Whatsapp Collection


Main bhejta hu kitne la-jawaab sher,
Hote hain har baar kuchh khaas sher,
Koi dum nahi hai tumhare in shero mein,
Kahan se laate ho itne bakwaas sher…


Lohe ko loha kaat sakta hai,
Zeher ko zeher kaat sakti hai,
Tum plz apna khayal rakhna,
Tum ko kabhi bhi kutta kaat sakta hai…

Kisi ne dil badal liya,
Kisi ne dharkan badal li,
Aapke paas kuch nahi tha badalne ko,
To aapne mandir me ja kar chappal badal li…

Jab tum is duniya se jaoge,
Door kahin ek naya janam paoge,
Is baar jo hua bahut bura hua,
Agli baar tum ek lambi poochh aur chaar taangein paaoge!

Na jaane kab koi taara toot jaaye,
Na jaane kab koi aansu aankh se chhoot jaaye,
Kuch pal hamare saath bhi has lo,
Na jaane kab tumhare daant toot jaaye…

Mana ki tum kisi rani se kam nahi,
Magar wo “rani” rani nhi, jiske “raja” hum nahi…

Aankho se aansuo ki judaai kar do,
Dil se ghamo ki vidaai kar do,
Agar dil na lage kahin to,
Aa jaao mere ghar ki safai kar do…

Aankhon mein noor hai chehre pe suroor hai,
Aankhon mein noor hai chehre pe suroor hai,
Apni kisi friend se baat hi karva do meri,
Shaadi abhi bohut door hai…

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Har safar mein aapka saath hum denge,
Apne pyar ki saugat hum denge,
Girne lage to haath hum denge,
Aur na bhi gire to, ek laat hum denge…

Zindagi me kuch sapne saja lena,
Dil me kuch armaan jaga lena,
Hum aapki raahon se har dard chura lenge,
Jab chaho hum se disprin mangwa lena…

Shaam hote hi ye dil udaas hota hai,
Toote khawabo ke siwa kuch na paas hota hai,
Tumhari yaad aise waqt bahut aati hai,
Jab koi bandar aas paas hota hai…

Pyar na rahe to wafa kaun karega,
Dost na rahe to dosti kaun karega,
Khuda salamat rakhe tumhe varna,
Bandar ki tarah uchal-kood kaun karega…

Kore kaaghaz pe likha tera naam hai,
Teri tasveer bana daali or likha ye peghaam hai,
Dimaagi tawazun theek nahi,
Dhoondne waale ko 50,000 ka inaam hai…

Zindagi behaal hai,
Sur hai naa taal hai,
Msgbox bhi kangaal hai,
Kya aapki shayari factory mein hadtal hai,
Yaar kuch to bhejo,
Ye meri mobile ki zindagi ka sawaal hai…

Kabhi hosla bhi aazmana chahiye,
Bure waqt mein muskurana chahiye,
Jab saatwein din mein khujli ho,
To aathwein din naha lena chahiye…

Tum zindagi mein kaafi aage jaoge,
Aage hi aage badthe chale jaoge,
Kyuki jahaan bhi jaoge,
Log kahenge ‘chal-chal age ho’…

Teri dosti mein diwaane ho gaye,
Tujhe apna banate-banate khud se begaane ho gaye,
Pukar le pyar se ek baar aye mere dost,
Murge ki awaaz sune zamane ho gaye…

Aapki baaton pe dil haaru,
Aapki surat pe jaan waaru,
Jis din nahi aata aapka sher,
Dil karta hai, aapko patak-patak ke maaru…

Kanjoos ke roop mein aapko yaad kiya jayega,
Kanjoosi ka aapko “award” diya jayega,
Bhool se koi call/sms mat kar dena
Warna ye “award” haath se nikal jayega!!

Good Morning Shayari in Hindi

Mandir mein jaap karta hoon,
Masjid mein aadab karta hoon,
Insan se kahin farishta na ban jaun,
Isliye roz tujhko message karke paap karta hoon…

Zindagi jeete ho kanjoos ki,
Hamari tarah bhi kabhi jiya karo,
Mere SMS roz padh ke sharam nahee aati,
Khud bhi kabhi SMS send kiya karo.

Aapki smile ne saara jahan hila diya,
Wah.. Wah…
Aapki smile ne saara jahan hila diya,
Coma sey jaage mareez ko, permanent sula diya…

Aap kya jaano hum apko kitna yaad karte hai,
Har pal aapki faryad karte hai,
Roz khat likhte hai cartoon network ko,
Aap ko dikhane ki maang karte hai…

I miss u rozana,
After breakfast and khana,
Ab tum zyada mat itrana,
Hamko achcha lagta hai aapko ullu banana…

Dil se tera khayal na jaaye to kya karun,
Tu hi bata tu yaad aaye to kya karun,
Hasrat yehi hai k ek nazar dekh lu tujhe,
Par madaari roz na laaye to kya karun…

Ek shaadi shuda aadmi ne apni kavita mein kaha hai,
Maang bharne ki saza kuchh is kadar paa raha hu,
Ki maang puri karte karte maang ke kha raha hu…

Chappal chhoti ho jaaye to paaon mein nahi aati,
Chappal chhoti ho jaaye to paaon mein nahi aati,
Aur girlfrnd moti ho jaaye to baahon mein nahi aati!

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