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Best Funny Whatsapp Status in Hindi & English

I am not lazy, I am on #energy saving mode...

God is really creative, I #mean.. just look at me every time!

I'm not lazy, I am on #energy saving mode.

Hey there #whatsapp is using meee,. 

When your phone are 1% #battery & anyone who sends a message, Or calling, Becomes the enemy ..

Fact: Ph on silent mode- 10 #Missed call..Turns volume to loud- #Nobody calls all day!

Hmmm…..Don’t copy my status.

80% of boys have girlfriends.. Rest 20%  boys are #having brain. 

If nobody hates U, then you are doing #something boring.

Never laugh at #your wife’s choices… you are one of them,,

Totally #available!! Please disturb me!!!!

HEY, U ARE #READING MY STATUS AGAIN??

My style is #unique don’t copy it plz! 

If money grew on #trees, then girls #would be dating #monkeys..!

 I'm not failed, Because my #success is lost.!


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I may be fat, but u’re ugly – I can lose #weight!

रास्ते पलट देते हैं हम ,जब कोई #आकर यह कह दे K आगे चालान काट रहे हैं…

Parents spend the first #part of our lives #teaching us to walk and talk, and the rest of it telling us to sit down and shut up...

When I was Born DEVIL said ohh shitt, #competition 

बहुत कम लोग जानते है K “set max ” में जो set है ना उसकी full form ” Suryavansham Entertainment #Telivision ” है। 

Status: I on Not on #whatsapp..

ज़िन्दगी मे सबसे ज़्यादा खुशी to तब मिलती है जब #Mummy कहती है दिमाग तो बहुत है इसका बस पढ़ता ही नही है.. 

Life is too short smile while u still have teeth.

If I agreed with you we both were #wrong.

बचपन ” Handwriting ” #सुधारने में गुज़र गया Aur ज़िन्दगी “keyboard ” पर बीत रही है। 

Behind every successful man, there is a #surprised woman...

तेरी smile confuse Kar देती है , साला पूरा दिन समझ नहीं आता कि ” हँस कर देख रही थी “, या ” देख कर हँस रही थी “ 

Your status won’t ever match my status neither in whatsapp nor in reality..

I love my job only when I am on #Holiday.....

दुनिया Ki सारी #खुशियाँ एक तरफ ….. और phone की 100 % battery की ख़ुशी एक तरफ  

Life is too Short - Chat Fast!

Girls use photoshop to look #beautiful.. & Boys use #photoshop to show their creativity...

भला हो इस गर्मी Ka इसी बहाने घर की बहू – #बेटियाँ सर पर पल्ला ओड़ कर तो चल रही हैं। 

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You can never buy LUV....But still U have to pay for it ..

Attitude is like a #underwear Don’t show it just wore it

Always #respects your self!

My heart is #stolen..can I check your braa 

Save Water, #Drink Wine!!

Cigarette #chhodna sabse asan h- main hazaro baar chhod_ chukka hu...!! 

I’m cool but global #warming made me vry hot 

Marriage is the cause of #divorce.!

Wife: I have #changed my mind. Husband: Does the new one now work? 

 I just need a good Wifi & Wife.

I want #someone to give me a Loan & then leave me Alone.

 I only need three #things in life: Food, Wifi, Sleep

All the Rules are made.. to be break.

सुबह से दौड रही है #चाकू लेकर पगली मेरे पीछे.. मैँने तो मजाक में कहा था “दिल चीर k देख, तेरा ही नाम होगा” 

Ooooooo…..Don’t copy my #status.

जितना दीमाग लड्कियाे में होता है…! उतना तो #Mera खराब रहता है… 

Drunk people run on Red Light..., #Normal people wait for them to turn green.!

काश सूरज Ki भी बीवी होती तो उसे थोडा तो #कंट्रोल में रखती 

People that Change Love #status after 30 Sec... GF is the Reason...

A fine is a tax for doing #wrong & A tax is a fine for doing well...!

No I didn't trip ...The floor #looked like ...it needed a hug!.

Man ask a trainer in the gym: "I want 2 #impress that girl... , which machine can I use?" #Trainer replies: "Use the ATM"!

!Brain is Work More ..#When You can use.....

I live in a world of #fantasy, so keep ur reality away from me!

When I actually die some people_ are going to get really #haunted.

Brain is #Intelligent !Why not have Everyone...

God is really creative , i mean ..just look at me..

I wake up when I cant hold my pee in any longer...##

Mosquitoes are like family. #Annoying but they carry your blood.

Alcohol will give #different, type of power!..

70% boy Have GF ,other then Have #Brain!

If school has taught us #anything, it's texting without looking :)

I hate people who steal my #ideas, before I think of them :)

All my life I thought air is free until I #bought a bag of chips.

Try to say the letter M without ur lips touching....!!

Excuse me .... Please empty ur #pockets .... I think U stole my heart.

3 Mistake done by everyone ..#Whatsapp,Facebook & GF!

I don't drink #alcohol! but Feel Awesome..

do not drink and park _#accidents cause people.

Etc Meaning - End of #Thinking Capacity..

Scratch here ###::::## to reveal this status..

High Power Come ,with High voltage #Current!

If U are still hate me!then No #Problem!..

Brain is the best #worker,When you can use it...

when #nothing seems right then go left...

if I am #wired with you #then I like you..


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